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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:16 pm

Joseph Lucas Prince of Darkness

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness."

Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF.

The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.

The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.

"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.

Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas makes the refrigerators.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:25 pm

Probably all seen this many times too, but I'll post anyway for those of you who do something useful with their spare time.

Haynes Manual translations

Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise.
Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise.

Haynes: This is a snug fit.
Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer.

Haynes: This is a tight fit.
Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with a hammer.

Haynes: As described in Chapter 7...
Translation: That'll teach you not to read through before you start. Now you are looking at scary photos of the inside of a gearbox.

Haynes: Pry...
Translation: Hammer a screwdriver into...

Haynes: Undo...
Translation: Go buy a tin of WD40 (giant economy size).

Haynes: Retain tiny spring...
Translation: PINGGGG - "Jesus, where the hell did that go?"

Haynes: Press and rotate to remove bulb...
Translation: OK - that's the glass bit off, now fetch some good pliers dig out the bayonet part (and maybe a plaster or two).

Haynes: Lightly...
Translation: Start off lightly and build up till the veins on your
forehead are throbbing then clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer.

Haynes: Weekly checks...
Translation: If it isn't broken don't fix it.

Haynes: Routine maintenance...
Translation: If it isn't broken, it's about to be.

Haynes: One spanner rating.
Translation: Your mother could do this... so how did you manage to **** it up?

Haynes: Two spanner rating.
Translation: Now you may think that you can do this because two is a low, teensy weensy number... but you also thought the wiring diagram was a map of the Tokyo underground (in fact that would have been more use to you).

Haynes: Three spanner rating.
Translation: Make sure you won't need your motorbike/car for a couple of days.

Haynes: Four spanner rating.
Translation: You're not seriously considering this are you?

Haynes: Five spanner rating.
Translation: OK - but don't ever carry your loved ones in/on it again.

Haynes: If not, you can fabricate your own special tool like this...
Translation: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Haynes: Compress...
Translation: Squeeze with all your might, jump up and down on it, throw it at the garage wall, then find some molegrips and a hammer...

Haynes: Inspect...
Translation: Squint at it really hard and pretend you know what you are looking at, then declare in a loud knowing voice to your
wife/husband/partner "Yep, as I thought, it's going to need a new one"

Haynes: Carefully...
Translation: You are about to bleed.

Haynes: Retaining nut...
Translation: Yes, that's it, that big spherical blob of rust.

Haynes: Get an assistant...
Translation: Prepare to humiliate yourself in front of someone you know.

Haynes: Turning the engine will be easier with the spark plugs removed.
Translation: However, starting the engine afterwards will be much
harder. Once that sinking pit of your stomach feeling has subsided, you can start to feel deeply embarrassed as you gingerly refit the spark plugs.

Haynes: Refitting is the reverse sequence to removal.
Translation: Yeah, right. But you swear in different places.

Haynes: Prise away plastic locating pegs...
Translation: Snap off...

Haynes: Using a suitable drift...
Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer.

Haynes: Everyday toolkit
Translation: RAC Card & Mobile Phone

Haynes: Apply moderate heat...
Translation: Unless you have a blast furnace, don't bother.
Alternatively, clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer.

Haynes: Index
Translation: List of all the things in the book, bar what you need to do.
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:47 pm

Andy
That one with De Cadenet, one of my favourites as well
No matter how often one watches it it still make me duck Very Happy

Lucas, how accurate can you get Laughing Laughing

And Haynes, you've been looking over my sholder Laughing Laughing Laughing

Can I C&P the lucas and haynes over to oldclassiccar.com
I know they would feel at home with them.
Most on there recon the haynes to be ? well a laugh if nothing else.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:10 am

lol! very funny, rolled up

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:18 am

Feel free, Roger. I pinched them from another forum. Don't know where they originated but both been around for years.

Having just experienced yet another fuel pump failure, I'm wondering whether Lucas are related to SU.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:28 am

Thanks Andy

That's the joy of owning a classic, Oh s h one t another bit needed.

Been out in the garage with the paint brush today.
Looking at some of my photos things jump out at you that I hadn't noticed Mad

Getting withdrawal symptem and it's only a fortnight since the cars not been out Crying or Very sad

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:33 am

One of my favourites at the moment!


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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:17 am


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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:26 am

Thanks for posting that Clarke and Dawe Tony
Just viewd some of their others, brilliant
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:47 am

Have you Jib Jabed yourself yet??????

Check out the video, me Rachel and the dog.

(Be patient, takes ages to start)

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:32 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That is toooo funny!!!


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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:15 pm

Dancing jib jab style

Click here



afro afro lol!

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:00 am


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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:13 am



Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:17 am



lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:19 am



lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:22 am

Love the caravan with engine
I want one lol!
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:26 am

The big wheel, looks like Brooklands
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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:39 am

Being a hydrofoil modeler I like this one
It seems to stall part way in, but stay with it.

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:01 am

to the Gym
Gymkana anyone

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:58 pm

Hatch DLM wrote:
Love the caravan with engine
I want one lol!

lol! That's the 1st caravan i've seen and liked Cool Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:03 pm

Hatch DLM wrote:
Being a hydrofoil modeler I like this one
It seems to stall part way in, but stay with it.


Brilliant, I want one of these It looks quite fast.
The only downside is the background music reminds me of a Timeshare video lol!

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PostSubject: Re: FUNNY VIDEO'S AND PICTURES   Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:18 pm

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